Friday, February 12, 2010

Another poker is comedy comparison

I can't stand being around comics. This is the reason why I couldn't be poker player. Both species can't stop talking about themselves and both think they are the best at their craft. Also most poker players are unbearable to be around and believe it or not most comics are too.

Well the show started off with a dude being angry I put him up so early. He actaully asked me if I had a problem with him. Well I kinda didn't but if youre gonna be lame, and you steal all your jokes, ya I've got a problem with you. Every joke you have I've heard before. So I have no problem with u, but write jokes that are yours. But he was mad I put him on the open mic. He said I must have a problem with him putting him up so early. This is the same dude that whined he deserved an extra 3$. Douche bag! He is a part of shows that clearly dont find me funny cuz they never book me. And when they do they always put me up first.

Anyways my jokes. I wasnt funny. I think it was actually me that ruined the show thunder.

Well just watched the video, I did better than I thought. A few jokes didn't hit but I did ok for the most part. Did so well on Wednesday that Winston's is so hard to live up to the hype.

Jokes: Cheap Booze, boone's farm, pop lock drop, bathroom attendant, lifesavers,
jesus cheap, jesus cross, jesus beard, jesus weiner, field trips, soap in mouth

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