Solid new Winston's set

I had to go up earlier than usual as one of the dudes that started OBC was headlining and he wanted to have the entire show after 730. There was actually more crowd members than I expected. I thought maybe we'd make a decent amount of money at the door. I find out when we count the money the dude let all his friends for free. Also, we get 100$ on the bar tab, and the dude drank all of it other than the one drink I got. We then gave him 75% of the little amount of money the door actually made. The rumor is the dude is leaving SD in October and I'd be happy to get rid of him. I actually waved to him and he didn't even flinch. He has done a lot of drugs, and clearly has no idea how to interact with humans.

I did some newer jokes, and older jokes I rarely do. It all went prety well. I closed by asking people if they liked impressions. I then said this is my impression of me telling jokes if I was a lady. A gal that kind of looks like me came up and told my jokes. It went over ok. I like trying new things anyways.

Still no poker to report. Love life is interesting as always. I randomly talked to a girl I went on a couple dates with a few months ago. We texted on and off throughout the day, I have no clue what's going to happen with that but I'm pretty sure she has a bf, not sure why she's talking to me. She's attractive but more money hungry then anyone I've ever met. Got a text from the last lady, I have no clue whether she likes me, even as a friend sometimes. It kinda reminds me of the ex, she ony shows me attention to prove I still am interested in her. I still don't really know why I am, but I have little respect for people that change over night. I'd have to say it is one of the weirdest girl experiences I've ever had. Oh and a girl from work that had come to my Wed and Thurs show, and then hung out with me last night, asked if I was interested in being more than just friends. That was kinda weird, I felt bad, and just went into my awkward no thanks routine. I've developed this awkward character. I'm pretty sure it's from having to be so friendly and say hi to strangers at the depot.


Jokes:40 yr old virgin, facebook relationship, gal tie down, tatoos, suicide call, HD Lowes, smelling things