Madhouse Monday

This was my first time doing the Madhouse on Monday. It was quie a small crowd. The show started after Monday Night Football. The only group that stayed the whole time did not want to laugh at all. I've realized with these types of crowds you have to keep it dirty. They don't want to think they just want to hear edgy stuff. I guess I did ok. I went outside for a bit and overheard someone say "he was the funniest one." So as a human I made sure I spoke to that person so he'd tell me I was funny. I know it's lame, but the acceptance of random people means a lot.

I have been moved from new talent to the talent part of the show. That is cool, but there will be about 5 people in the crowd when I go on. No worries, when I'm up there I just want to try some stuff and if you can make 6 ppl laugh you're doing comedy right. I will also be able to do shows on Wednesday and Sunday. Things are progressing nicely. I want to go to some colleges and try to book myself for next semester. I'm going to wait until I headline and use that tape.

I took 2 days off from the gym for the first time since Thanksgiving. I have been extremely busy lately. I like it. Still drinking too much, oh well it calms me down and helps me sleep.

Jokes: Theme songs, online dating, planned parenthood, sperm banks, spell check, google, home depot, can I be honest, intervention