Nothing new

Haven't done any performing the last two nights. I pussed out going to the open mics. They were places that have open mics but the majority of people do music. It is very difficult to perform on comedy open mics, as most people don't wanna listen to you, but on music nights it's even worse. It's tough to hold an audience's attention for 10 to 15 minutes when they usually go there to support a friend or just have a few drinks. I have working with my roommate who plays the guitar about some new ideas to tackle the open mics. I'm hoping to get him to go next week.

I did a lot of writing yesterday. I've been recalling a lot of things from my childhood so that's fun. I miss things like Oregon Trail and the embarassments of my Dad harassing my coaches because I never played. Guess he didn't realize I wasn't any good, but I know he took time out of his day to watch so I let it slide.

Today I sent my resume out to about 15 places and applied for a few more jobs. I have a job fair tomorrow for former military people so we'll see if I can actually get a job. I like the freedom, but I just get bored. It's not a good sign that I've seen every episode of Wife Swap. If you've never seen the show you gotta watch. I always thought my family was crazy, these people are rediculous.

I also watched the basketball game. I kicked myself because I almost bet on the Magic who were 9 point underdogs to win but I have no balls. I actually played a little poker last night, things started off well and yet again I couldn't get lucky to save my life and continually got coolered.

Before I left for the gym I watched I shouldn't have survived with my roommate. That's a happy show eh. The show people that almost died in crazy situation, and it would be uplifting if they all survived but in this one a few people actually died.

Anyways before I left for the gym I noticed my roommate had a flat tire. It was a pretty big gash, he tried fix a flat but it was too big. It almost looks like someone but a knife through it. We have a few suspects but it's pretty messed up nonetheless.

Now I'm watching some tv, and then hit the hay.

Observation of the day: Just saw a commercial for another pill to help enlarge the penis. Why have they made hundreds of pills to help those lost souls enlarge their penis' but not one company has tried to help those of us, like myself, with abnormally large penis'? It's bad enough I have to lug this thing around, but do I really have to scare women every time I get freaky.